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New English words and definitions...fun!

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New English words and definitions...fun!

Postby geally » Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:50 am

I received these as an email....they are great!

Hi everyone, this is funny:

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are this year's winners. Read them carefully. Each is an artificial word with only one letter altered to form a real word. Some are terrifically innovative:
1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people, that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The Bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
4. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
5. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
6. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
7. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
8. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
9. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
10. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
11. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
12. Glibido: All talk and no action.
13. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
14. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
15. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
16. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
And the pick of the lot:
Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole
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Postby Birdy » Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:07 pm

I like it alot especially Sarchasm
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Postby geally » Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:24 pm

Birdy wrote:I like it alot especially Sarchasm


That was one of my favorites also!
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Postby Whippet » Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:14 pm

Great stuff!

I have encountered Bozone layers of varying sizes and density since arriving here, and peered into one or two deep Sarchasms where the person on the other side does not have the wherewithal to cross! :D
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Postby AnnieRose » Tue Dec 10, 2013 11:31 am

'Sachasm' - I don't know. Often I think the gulf between the believed wit of he with the sarcasm, and the actual level of wit, is greater ...
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Postby Dolly Shiva » Fri Jan 31, 2014 10:11 am

ha! very good
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